Aside from being short, do you look up to anyone on your team?
I AIN’T DAT SHORT
As a merc, you’ve gotta be saving up all that money for something. What are you planning to buy? Like, some rocket shoes or somethin’?
well I was thinkin a maybe buyin like….my own baseball team or….like, a huge frickin house with a pool and lots of hot pool boys or somethin. and the boys could form a baseball team!!!
now THAT’S an IDEA
Have you, a RED Scout, ever tried a BLU Bonk! Atomic Punch? Studies show a marginally large chance of such contact between two opposing forces could cause super-dimensional collapse. On that note, want a BLU Bonk! Atomic Punch?
wull anony, according to some scholars dem studies were completely useless because of a miscalculation in the measurements of super-dimensional quantum space travel time physics
that is, such a collapse is unlikely in the event of contact because of like numbers and shit
aw fuck it pal, I ain’t got a clue what I’m sayin. I ain’t ever tried BLU bonk because BLU is fuckin lame, END OF STORY!
Does your mom know that you are running around killin’ people with a fish?
course she does! sometimes she even picks up the extra stiff ones for me from the market
plus she sez they’re real cheap that way
yeah, my ma can throw a fit but she’s real supportive when ya get down to it
Hey Scout, is it humid or somethin? What’s up with your hair?
what’s wrong with my hair??
I guess it is a lil curlier than usual, huh….
I dunno pal, it’s hair, I got bigger fish ta fry yanno